Tuesday, 6 October 2015

The time I slept in a Karaoke Bar


The adrenaline had worn off. After 8 days I found a comfortable place to rest my tired legs. The town of Bengil, some 30km south of Java’s second largest city Surabaya and the end of the coast run. Finally I had the daring to have a good wander round town by myself, getting used to standing out like a sore thumb, engaging with all those who stared and then smiled.
Some celebratory grooming was in order as I searched for a haircut. Finding myself roving a semi deserted maze of market stalls. Each turn leading to a series of paths, all seemingly as ominous as the last. Asking where to go with all the right hand signals, holding some hair and making the scizzor action with my other hand it was easily understood and I followed the pointing till I found a hole in the wall which looked as if they cut hair. 


A large boisterous woman greeted me and I asked how much? (berapa). Her answer was to point to my wallet “how much you got?” was my interpretation. Thankfully I was carrying very little cash and I opened it away from her sight making it obvious I was hiding my stash. She helped me empty my wallet of the 25,000 Rupiah ($2.50 AUD) it contained and when I showed her the empty space where the cash had been  she said “ATM” in a loud voice and told me to sit down. 
I tried to tell her to just cut it however she wanted “Indonesian haircut”. She became frustrated in a way making two other female customers giggle as she spoke loudly and pointed to a series of styles from a poster on the wall. Of course I point to the most impossible style I could find, a sort of Justin Beiber type fringe. I was joining in with the banter as she began to cut, talking the entire time to the giggling customers. 


Even after a wash it was still the worst haircut I have ever had. Nothing less had been expected. 
Still I felt a little more fresh around the neck area as I wandered back through the maze to my meagre accommodation.


An excellent rest after an extra day to sort out some blog writing. The previous morning I had been woken at 6am with a knock on the door. I reluctantly opened it to find it was the breakfast run and I was presented with a cup of coffee, two chocolate chip sandwiches and a hard boiled egg. The morning of departure I was ready for the knock and quickly opened the door as soon as I heard a sound, startling the breakfast staff in the process. A cunning plan for my own amusement.
Time to get back on the bike and head inland. Having the traffic stopped outside by my new traffic controlling friend with his whistle and red flag. Little effect is had by this method but it did create a large enough gap for me to enter the flow of traffic on the other side of the road. 


Leaving the city and navigating my way off the main highway and onto the inland road towards Mojokerto. I have been joined by a scooter follower. Not at all an intimidating character he seems to be going the same way as myself. We try to chat for a while before I am signalled to stop at a large gate on the roadside. 


I can tell he is inviting me up the long driveway. There is a group of school kids at the bottom, all more than  happy to pose for a photo, so I assume this is a school. “Sure, why not?”
Up a long steep driveway the first person brought to me is the best english speaker. This isn’t a school at all, its an observatory. Here they monitor the sun for sunspots and solar flares using two large telescopes. For what exact reason I am not sure. There is no problem giving me the full tour of the installation perched up on the hillside. 



All the remaining scientists have caught wind of the new arrival and congregated around my bike for a chat. Invited to stay for lunch its far too early in the day and I must continue on. 
A beautiful view of mountains close to the road its tremendous to get off the dirty coast road. Fitness increased and my bike is humming along superbly I feel like I am flying. Sweat from my forehead has elevated from a drops running down my face to an almost steady stream before my eyes. 



Before I know it I am nearing Mojokerto and the road develops sharp corrugations jarring both my bike and my body. I manage to remain rather calm, my mind easily distracted by the townscape in which I ride. 
A quick stop for a drink at a little warung, I inadvertently have ordered an avocado juice. I had seen this already but wasn’t game to try (not a huge avocado fan). I watched as the avocado went into the blender with some condensed milk and something else I couldn’t quite see and then served in a glass drizzled with chocolate. Pleasantly surprised  I drink fast before the ice can melt. Although I think with the right amount of condensed milk anything will taste good. Indonesian people love sugar. Even the small satchels given with a coffee are easily twice the size of the Australian version.


Thankfully the road becomes smoother on the other side of town, a Iight breeze on my back helps to keep me going as I push into the afternoon. My knees begin to ache a little, only a little and not enough for me to want to stop for the day.
A coconut stand looks like a good place for some final nourishment to keep me going. If only ordering one was a little easier. I point to a coconut and do the drinking signal (at least my version of it) and the chopping hand sign. Its retuned with a thumb in the mouth signal and a look of confusion, I don’t think I want the thumb in the mouth so I revert to my hands pretending to drink from a cup. Its no use and the coconut lady and I are at a stalemate. Oh well I will just sit for a moment. 
Only moments pass before someone else arrives and does the thumb in the mouth and speaks in Indonesian. I now feel like a bit of an idiot, and soon I too am drinking from a coconut. The thumb in the mouth obviously wasn’t what I thought it was. 


Riding all day into the afternoon haze I am soon invited for a drink in nearby Kertosono by a passing scooter. Andreas is part of the local MTB community and organises a place to meet, he will go ahead to fetch his bicycle. Before long I am there and waiting and then Andreas turns up on the most beautiful rusted vintage bicycle. Not at all what I was expecting, it never is…..


I am invited to his village and his home and offered a bed for the night. Best offer I have had so far and we ride two abreast down the busy village road chatting away. It’s a nice feeling to finally stay in someones home. Excellent food and a wash we spend the evening sitting outside his house house in the quit lane in which he lives. I meet one of his friends, Fendik, who brings some local food for me to try. We sit and drink coffee while Andreas rounds stones on his grinder to make rings for the market, his nightly ritual.


Andreas has hosted other cyclists in the past and himself had achieved some long journeys across Java on his vintage bicycle. I show him an app on my phone called warm showers. It is similar to couch surfing specifically tailored to the cycling community. I notice a host in Madiun, a reasonable distance from Kertosono, a definitely doable distance for tomorrow so I give them a call. Just like that I have another free stay lined up. The ball is now rolling. 
Before sleep I get to participate in a small english class Andreas’s wife is giving to a local girl. She is a little shy until I try some terrible Indonesian and level the playing field. 


Indonesian people are up early and thus am I. Andreas takes me for breakfast to a place only a local would know. It is here I first try Nasi Pecel. Its basically just rice and some vegetables with a spicy peanut sauce served on a bananna leaf. Famous in Madiun, my days goal, this lady sitting at a small table outside her home in a small village road was doing it just right.



Andreas gave me the run down on the direction I was headed and warned of section of hills not far away in the forest. He peddled with me back to the main road and wished me all the best, as did I.
The road was flat until I reached Nanjuk. However the forest which followed was anything but. 
Up and down the small hills the traffic began to back up. No where to ride on the tar I am in the rocky dirt shoulder, head down and moving forwards.


People are everywhere in Java. Even on the less populated roads I find people selling fish hanging from long sticks. The smell of fish has never appealed to me, especially that coming from fish hanging from a stick in the hot sun.


Large busses are the most dangerous of all vehicles on these roads. They split the traffic like that of a fast moving motorcycle and are in a perpetual state of motion, not even stopping completely when picking or setting down passengers. The rocky shoulder of the actual road doesn’t provide the safe haven I had hoped for, having to move further to the side to let these steel beasts overtake anything and everything anyway they can. 


Traffic is now at a complete stop, making my way to the front of the cue to a railway crossing in action. Barriers down bells ringing. Not everyone stops though, some smaller vehicles rounding the gates and crossing anyway.


My legs ache as I continue to push on to Madiun. The road flattens and widens, there is no wind to push me along and I am drenched from sweat. I can feel the strain in my body from yesterdays journey, which I had a sneaky look at google maps to find was 105km. No wonder I felt lethargic. The final 10km was the biggest struggle, the road headed south into Madiun kota (city). 
Now was the real challenge, navigating through the city to find the address provided to me by my evenings host Mya. Still determined not to use a GPS to navigate I asked what felt like and endless number of people where to go by showing the information provided my Mya. It took about an hour just to get even close before recognising the landmarks in the directions. I was lost in the city but getting close. Soon I had arrived.
Mya had hosted a few cyclists with her husband before and showed me too my room and made sure I was well fed. Mya and I are a similar age and shared the same taste in music, 90’s grunge. She had organised for her friend Patmo to come and take me out for coffee after dinner. 
This was the first time I had ventured out at night and am given a taste of what local young people get up to on a Friday night. Coffee and soccer. 



Mya offers another nights stay, she loves her city and enjoys sharing with those who pass through. Unfortunatly I am still bound by my visa and have a long way to go. I don’t like to ride with any pressure from time but I do have bigger fish to fry, and that is to stand on the equator in the province of Riau on Sumatra. Time is not on my side.
Magetan is only a short distance away, maybe 30km, and will be all that I can handle before heading up the mountain of Lawu.
Soon the road turns south and a slow climb to Magetan. Even this slight gradient punishes my already overworked legs. With Patmo already waiting for me at the other end I hurry as best I can. Its Saturday and the road is busy with car and scooters heading for the hills. 


Finding Patmo is easy, he waits for me at the Alun-Alun (central park) and says he has good news for me before following him up another steep road. We reach our destination and not a moment too soon. I couldn’t possibly go another km without a substantial rest. 
I am introduced to Widia at her baby shop and the good news is another night in a locals house. Wonderful news, three nights in a row at my favourite price. 
I leave my bike and am given a scooter to ride to follow Patmo up Lawu mountian. He is part of a community which cares about the environment, a rare thing in Indonesia, which Widia is also a part of. I am taken to Lawu’s basecamp to see where he collects the hordes of rubbish left by sight seers and hikers alike. 


This would be the road I am taking on my BMX. I am not partial to a preview of the coming days, now on a scooter my mind wasn’t on the scenery or my path. I was more interested in going fast around corners and travelling on the wrong side of the road cutting through the traffic in true Indonesian fashion. Manouvers which make other road users cringe and swear in Australia are completely normal here, it was refreshing to say the least. And a hell of a lot of fun.
I was shocked at the amount of rubbish people leave behind when they travel up a mountain to enjoy the great outdoors. Even the provided bins organised by Patmo and his crew are completely ignored. It is genuinely a sad thing.
I feel increasingly tired as the day goes on and upon retuning to Magetan I ask Widia if she minds putting me up for an extra night as to rest before tackling the mountain. It seems no problem so we celebrate with a trip to her favourite warung for a coffee and some rabbit. 


The rabbit was quite good, not a lot of meat and lots of little bones. Tasty enough for seconds. The coffee on the other hand was even more of a mystery than the rabbit. The cup full, yet upside down on the saucer. The cup is given a light stir on the saucer for the coffee to trickle out for a sip. Too fierce with the stir of the cup and….. well I am sure you can imagine the embarrassing mess which would follow. I managed success with the coffee and was warned to be carful not to burn my huge nose on the hot cup. 
Widia lived in a nice clean village full of smiling faces. Her two children were especially happy, even her youngest able to understand english very well, although she was a bit shy at first as to letting me know this. 


A walk into town in the morning I was in search of kerosene for my stove. I hadn’t used it yet in Indonesia but I had hoped to give it a run when I camp on the mountain. Easier said than done. First I learned the word for kerosene, minyak tanah. Still, after visiting a dozen shops I finally accepted my fate as to no kerosene and would settle on using gasolene (petrol) instead. 
I find Widia again and she takes me to the local tannery. Dirty , and with a pungent aroma in the air we can easily walk around and watch the tanning process in action. Using the same methods which have been around long before automation the men who work here are up to their arms in whatever chemical it is they are using and very little protection from it. Still they all smile and wave for the camera as we wander around. 



We head back into town to see where some of the local leather ends up becoming shoes, jackets, handbags and belts. Even asking to have a look out the back of a shop where they are actually making shoes is met with a warm welcome and many smiles by the workers.


I had already made friends with Romo at his ice-cream shop during the morning wander and am keen to return for another milkshake. Natural homemade milk and ice-cream, all done by hand. Romo certainly knows his stuff and provides possibly the best milkshake I have ever had. He joins Widia and I with his family for a drink and some tofu.
I have been eating loads of tofu and rice since I have been in Java. Something I would never have really considered back home. The tofu is deep fried which may defeat the purpose, never the less it is a safe and tasty decision when meal times come around. 

After another day off and adding a bit of fat to my diet with some milk and ice-cream (I miss cheese), I feel strong yet again and am ready to tackle the mountain. 


The road immediately rises out of Magetan. Enough so to force me soon onto foot. The foot hill is covered in agricultural land, every square inch is used. Men and women work the land with nothing but a few primitive tools and their bare hands. Not a machine in sight.  
The sight up the mountain is spectacular and I can even spot two bush fires near the summit. This is of no concern to me at my slow pace, I could easily turn around and fly down the mountain at great speed if necessary.


The road became increasingly steep at a rapid pace and it wound its way towards to heavens. The steeper sections littered with many a warung perched over the mountainside. This was much to my benefit as my body had created an insatiable appetite and I felt invariably hungry at all times. 
Farm land was soon left below as I climbed higher and higher up the mountain. The gradient becoming steeper round every turn. Even walking up such a slope required me to push of the balls of my feet leaning forward as far as possible, arms stretched out on the handlebars. Repeatedly walking as little as 20 to 50 meters at a time before stopping to stretch my back. My foot under the front wheel to prevent my bike rolling back down the hill.


I soon reached the turn off to Sarangan, the final village of the climb and the half way point to the top. As the day went on the stoppages became more frequent, eating at every opportunity to satisfy my immeasurable cravings. 


The air was cool and crisp away from the people and the dryness of the low lying ground became ever more green and rainforest like. Still the road climbed, possibly getting steeper round every corner. 
I had reached to top of the road and Lawu’s bascamp. A most satisfying feeling, a weight lifted off my shoulders. 8 hours, 20km, an unknown number of photos posed for for passers by (definitely a new record), and a climb from 500m to 1926m above sea level, this would be my first camp on this Island. 
Patmo had shown me a safe place to pitch my tent on our scooter ride to the top. First gaining permission from the forest ranger and joining them for some food, I could pitch my tent. 


My little green house had been missed, packed away in a bag for many months. Even though I was far from being deep in the forest I still had some time alone in the cool mountain air watching the sun disappear behind the horizon. I was camped on the imaginary line between east and central Java.


It had been the coolest night so far. High in the hills I actually had to use my sleeping bag to stay warm, even wearing a jumper I had in the bottom of my bag. 
I noticed in the morning whilst lathering myself in sunscreen that the air pressure was forcing the liquid from its tube. A surprise at only 1900m. The summit of Lawu is a 5 hour hike away, the peak at 3300m. Not intended for bicycles.
The road turned away from the sky without hesitation. A perfect opportunity for some heavy metal music to send me down the mountain. I was now the fastest thing on the road, overtaking cars and leaving scooters in my dust. My eyes blurred from the wind in my face, I squinted and kept one hand firmly on my only brake. 


The views on the west side of the mountain were spectacular. Even some of the steeper slopes were covered in luscious green crops. Its was difficult to stop to take a photo as I enjoyed the speed immensely. I couldn’t leave this view without a couple of photos and my brakes literally screeched to a halt at what I thought the most opportune places. I wasn’t the only one with this idea, every stop involved group photos with local youngsters and adults alike.


Even with the stops I was making incredible time. Only a small flat section disrupting my downhill run taking me nearly the entire way to Solo, 50km from my nights camp. 
3 hours later I had reached the city if Solo, or Surakarta as it says on the map. Although this was the only place I ever saw this written. Solo is very close the special region of Yogyakarta which is home to Indonesia’s king and known for its bohemian population and art scene. Solo houses the kings brother, somewhere in this city. 
Navigating into Solo’s centre to find some accommodation. I had tried to use warm showers again for a free bed. By the time I had located somewhere I had already found a little friendly (and cheap) place to stay. The afternoon had arrived as quickly as the day had passed. An afternoon walk around Solo to locate the local Nasi Liwet for some much needed sustenance ended up in me getting lost. I had no luck in finding the local food I was after but still managed to eat something. And I call it something because that’s what is was, unidentifiable to my pallet and eyes, with rice.
Lost without a map I used a bicycle taxi, two wheels on the front, one on the back, passengers sit in front, to return to my accommodation. I desperately wanted to have a go of riding, my driver would have nothing of it. 
Upon return to the hotel and explaining my failure in locating Nasi Liwet the manager arranged to go and fetch me some. I agree on the proviso he joins me for dinner.


Nasi Liwet was rice with a little chicken and some sort of caramelised white pumpkin with a hardboiled egg on the side. My dinner buddy Budiono was full of useful information, teaching me a few new words like “Enak” (tasty). I had foolishly been using “Bagoos” (good) to describe food, “Enak” results in a much more pleasant reaction from a host. Budiono really did pride himself on providing exceptional hospitality. The comfort of his guest was of upmost important. We also shared some local Solo tea containing all sorts of herbs and spices which he loaded me up with several bags on departure as a gift. 


I had come to Solo on the eve of the last day of Hajj. The biggest holiday on the Muslim calendar. I had seen many a goat being let to its fate, sate goat, the previous day and now the morning roads were rather quiet while I navigated further west out of the city.
I was heading into the midst of another mountain and the road climbed slightly towards Boyolali. Instead of another great climb I faced north and followed to road back to the north coast. There was no stopping now as I desperately wanted to reach Jakarta and give myself as much time as possible to reach to port of Dumai somewhere in the area of north Sumatra.
The road hugged the side of the mountain and traversed its shallow slopes. Short climbs were always met with a small downhill. Still I sweat profusely in the tropical humidity and I returned closer to sea level. 


I had organised another free stay from warm showers in Semarang with a Hungarian fellow called Alfred, still a day and a half ride away. 
As I neared Salatiga and the halfway point to Semarang I actually met Alfred as he passed on his scooter. A masked face appeared, “you’re staying at my house tomorrow night”. A bit of a shock, the reality is I am not hard to spot out here on these roads. Alfred tells me after Salatiga its almost all downhill into Semarang with only a few modest hills to climb. Music to my ears.


Alfred was not wrong about the road and soon I was heading to the coast at top speed. Semarang is another of Java’s larger cities. This was more than evident with the increase of pollution and the noticeable 3,000,000 inhabitants. Very much the most modern looking city I have been in so far with large commercial buildings filling the skyline. 
It was time to purchase a scarf for my face to alleviate the polluted air, even if only slightly. The scarf was nowhere near as effective as the face mask which I commonly saw Indonesians wearing, but there was something enjoyable about the aesthetics of looking like a bank robber.
Down into the heart of Semarang it was finally time to turn to google maps to navigate to the final address.


I was several hours early for my meeting with Alfred as he would be working until approx 7pm. Only a km or so from his place I stopped for a rest in the street and the hope of finding a cold drink. 
A small group gathered around a phone stall quickly engaged and invited me to sit with them. Oky and his mates were hanging at what was Oky’s phone stall. They wasted no time in fetching me a drink and something to eat. I felt very safe as I sat with the group, meeting friends as they came and went and enjoyed the banter that came along with boys being boys. Even with the little understanding of eachothers language we could all enjoy a laugh. Especially at the expense of one of the mates who wasn’t married, suggesting he preferred the company of another man to a woman. I joined in making reference to a transexual whome had recently passed by. Much to the amusement of the group.
I enquired as to what I had just eaten, “chicken heart” replied Oky. I was pleased it was post consumption this fact had been brought to my attention. Still it was Enak! (Tasty).


A few hours had passed with the boys before it was time for them to return to their wives, at least most of them. And I too was off. Finding Alfreds place was not of any great difficulty. Now I simply waited for him to return home from the comfort of a local restaurant. 
Alfred lived in a very modern apartment building, he fed me and told me of his own stories riding around the world. All of which were positive. And although his couch was small I was clean and full and a good nights sleep awaited.

My biggest trouble is waking up early. Every chance is taken to sleep in, resulting in a shorter day on the bike and less km travelled. The sun goes down at 5:30pm and I hoped in time I could remedy my early morning woes. The morning in Alfred’s apartment was no different and it wasn’t until about 9:30am had I hit the road.  


The north coast road would now take me the final 500km or so Jakarta. The road is wide and smooth, the wind on my back and the sun in my face. The closer I get to Jakarta the more pollution is in the air and I regularly ‘scarf up’ when the traffic is busy. 
I reach a fork in the road with two signs both saying Jakarta. It’s a 50/50 gamble as my primitive paper map offerers no assistance in the quickest way. Left it is then. Soon I realise I am back in the hills and travelling through some sort of industrial quarry area. Many a push up a hill I begin to grow tired and fast. The heat is immense, the sun beating my body, draining what little energy I have. The road seems to only climb until once again the forked road rejoins my original path. I try to ask of any local accommodation and am pointed in my direction of travel, approximately 5km. 


Still the road climbs and now road works bank up the traffic. Even on foot in the roads shoulder about a foot lower than the half finished road, I travel faster than the bottlenecked trucks and cars. 
There I spot a ‘Bintang’ sign, half broken but still the possibility of a cold beer. A group congregates outside this potential beer haven and the sight of a white person brings much excitement. 
Naturally I stop, the instigator is clearly inebriated, not a common sight on Java. He invites me to stay in his home, I agree knowing full well there is no way this is going to happen. Especially when I get the agreeing eyes the manager of what appears to be a karaoke bar. 



I am invited by my inebriated friend to join in a bottle of so called strong Java spirit. I have heard this before. So we sit and share with the group taking turns doing shots while the traffic crawled past. The bottle is soon gone as is the instigator, his friends helping him start his vespa (he also has a vespa tramp stamp by the way) so he can safely get home. 
The owner turns up and another bottle of the modest Java drink is gone, now we sing. They are very keen to hear me have a go and I am just as keen. 
I am told there is a hotel just one km away or I can sleep here. A bit of a no brainer as I enjoyed the company of the local karaoke bar. 


It was Friday night and the place grew busy as I grew hungry. My friend takes me to his home a few meters away for some dinner and then shows me back to the bar and the crowded store room where I could sleep. 
It was very loud and hot, and the piece of cardboard I was given to sleep on did nothing to comfort my back. Soon I was back with my new friends sitting behind the counter watching the night unfold. 
I began to feel a little naive as I sat quietly and watched. Early on I had noticed many girls arrive, and being a Friday night I just assumed it was the local hangout. Surely there was no big town for 50km each way and nightlife is limited. I could have been wrong, actually… I think I was wrong. I didn’t see first hand what was happening behind the closed doors, and nothing was ever actually said, but it was rather suspicious for these girls to join men for a singalong in these weird dark rooms. 
It was getting very late, close to midnight, surely I could sleep in any hot, loud, dark storeroom now. I grabbed my thermarest and made a small space moving some boxes and a generator to lay down properly. The heat became worse and I was left alone, never once worrying about the safety of my bicycle in the doorway. I was in good hands.
In a twisted way I lay there on the verge of sleep grinning to myself as to where I had unexpectedly ended up. I though to myself, “shit, is this the highlight of my trip so far? An uncomfortable night in a hot store room of loud karaoke bar?”
At 3am I was woken to head back to my friends house for the remainder of the nights hellish sleep. The traffic still bumper to bumper. Now I had little difficulty in nodding off.

In the spirit of being Indonesian the wake up call at 6am is no surprise. A coffee is quickly shoved in my face and I can hear breakfast being fried up from the other room. 
It is rare to find anything to eat in Indonesia which is either fried or full of sugar. I take comfort in the fact that the deep frying process is sure to eliminate anything which might make me sick, I remain illness free. 
A lack of sleep creates a gulf between energy and ambition. I consider checking into the hotel apparently 1km down the road and getting straight back to sleep. 1km passes then 2, then 5. The phantom hotel was no where to be seen. It was of little concern, the traffic had lightened from last night and the road plunged down again and I rolled with speed for what seemed like a lifetime. In reality it was only a few minutes.
Batang was the next sizeable town followed by Pekalongnan just just a short distance further. 
Somehow my legs were working fine, for how long this would last is a mystery and I didn’t want to push my luck and get stuck, exhausted out on the polluted highway.
Still just 10am when I reached Batang, the downhill flatening off a little. Surely I could make Pekalongnan a tiny 10 more km. 
The breeze continued to softly push me along, I was nearly there. I could feel my head getting heavy even with my body still pushing on the pedals. 
I had created a little schedule to get the equator and the ferry to Malaysia. Distances had been estimated and the maths for remaining days of my visa calculated. I had to hurry, and thought it not wise to sleep in any more karaoke bars. 
Even after about 40km this would count as a rest day. Just on lunch I find what turned out to be a very comfortable lodging for the day, complete with valet parking for my BMX. 


I tried to take a walk in search of food and ended up in a shopping mall down the road. It felt as if the everybody stopped and stared when I entered. A billy the kid style entrance to an old western saloon. Or maybe I was just tired and paranoid? It was obvious they don’t get many westerners in these parts.
I actually felt a little homesick for the first time. Slightly losing my patience with my foreign environment. I needed sleep.
A short mission in the evening to eat became the days highlight when I was offered a coffee with ginger and lemongrass. Slightly spicy yet still delicious there was the ever present scent of condensed milk on top of the other flavours. A Pekalongnan specialty. 
The full moon was supposed to be out although barely visible through the night sky haze. 

It was time to step it up and the city of Tegal maybe 70km to the west was in my sight. It was a cloudy day, the first for nearly three weeks. I had not felt a drop of rain either since arriving in Indonesia. Was the wet season finally on its way? 
A flat highway through dry fields varied in its surface, the unexpected bumps and holes regularly disrupting my deep pedalling trance. Never the less I was flying yet again. Even a heavy cross wind wasn’t slowing me down. 


The road turned north for a few hundred meters and into the wind when I was stopped by a friendly scooter rider. Another photo I thought, a daily occurrence. Slowly I was losing patience with this but after a few moments I snapped out of it. My friend didn’t want a photo, he simply was making sure I had a place to stay and offered me lodging in Tegal. There was even a mention of a local hot spring which my tired body was more than interested in. I grabbed Ali’s number and soon he sent an SMS with directions to his shop.
Tegal wasn’t the biggest or busiest place I had been too. Still I was easily lost. Kind people helped with the directing, still this would never take me further than the next turn off before repeating the process over again. 
By 3pm I had found Ali and his shop. “Want to see my bikes?” An old vespa, a lambretti? Whats this? Two old Ducati motorcycles complete with pedals. And to think I nearly passed on this experience, the plot had thickened with Ali. This was the coolest thing I had seen so far.


“Ready to go?” No time like the present. I park my bike in his shop, a womens clothing shop, am handed a helmet and I jump on the back of his scooter for the run up into the hills to a place called Guci.
Ali was a brave man in the traffic, even taking off before I had a chance to hold on almost flinging me off the back. I am sure he was unaware of this.


Ali’s enthusiasm up the hill was much to my liking. Rarely stopping at red lights, riding inches away from other vehicles and spending more time on the wrong side of the road than anyone I have ever know. As we moved further away from busy road I couldn’t help but wonder where the hell I was going. A natural amount of pessimistic thoughts entered my mind regarding the validity of his intentions. Deeper into the hills we went, leaving the asphalt road far behind us. But very soon we were in a village high in the clean air and parked and a small house. 



Ali had taken me to his own escape from the city to his friends Andi and Tegyueh in the village of Sangkanayu. Promptly fed by their mother and the tea flowed into a seemingly endless cup. Feeling once again completely safe and most welcome in a strangers house. 
We were to wait until dark before heading for a hot bath in the natural spring. As not pay to get in Ali told me to pull the hood of my jumper over my head when we reached the gate to the mountain town. “Ready?” I covered my head as we raced through the gate never looking back. 
There were many hotels at Guci, mostly catering to the Indonesian crowd, not a foreign tourist to be seen at the night time oasis. 
The pools were most certainly hot as promised. Water flowed from holes in the rocks and Indonesians bathed, soap and all, in the natural hot spring. It is the most relaxed I had felt in weeks.
Ali had soon become a great friend and ally in Indonesia. Like so many before him I have a wonderful sense of camaraderie while made to feel like one of the family. It would be lovely to be able to spend more time but I must explain my urgency to move in the morning. Time has become ‘of the essence’.


The usual 6am rise when hosted is a good start for the morning, as is the wonderful breakfast. It gives us a window of opportunity to wander the mountain village. Green and clean, everybody has a smile on their face. I am taught two Jarvanese words “Mongo” for hello, and “Matur Nuan” for thankyou. These two words alone are met with the most animated reaction. Beats the whole “Terima Kasih” Indonesian for thankyou, any day.


Green tea, coffee plants and banana trees flourish in the village. A walk up a small hill for an amazing view of the misty rice fields below and a few cups of tea with local villagers, its finally time to go.
A much more relaxed ride back to Tegal down the hill. The air thickens as we close in on the city.
Ali asks me to help him run a few errands before I go and there seems to be no urgency for me to head off. I graciously oblige and as the day gets closer to the middle I begin to feel angst to continue. 
By 1pm I am on the road and heading west. A sign tells me 330km to Jakarta. Its very hot and I cover my face with my bank robber scarf, into the slow moving traffic headed west. Already I am not ‘feeling it’ on the bike. The road works have slowed traffic with little room to pass on the unpaved shoulder and the thought of stopping in Brebes for the day, just 10km sounds very attractive. Even more so when I pass a very cheap place and simply throw in the towel for the day.
A mosquito ridden room for the night, two mozzie coils make like work of the ankle biting bastards which can haunt a man in his sleep.


The race was on. 300 odd km to Jakarta, it was clear I neared the population epicentre of the island of Java. 
The first challenge was negotiating my way through the morning traffic. Like nothing I had ridden through before, at least not in Indonesia. I was enjoying weaving through the cars and trucks, splitting traffic and pushing my way to the front. I was at no disadvantage in the swarm being able to make myself as narrow as any scooter, and sometime more so. 


There was the high road, half built, and the low road with about a foots difference. My great advantage was being able to pick my bike up and change lanes where as the scooter crowd with the same idea to push to the front, could not. This ended the road for many I was racing. Upon taking the low road a dead end presented itself. They were turning back or at least hoping to find another way through when I cheekily went to the front, pick my bike up onto the high moving road and pedalled off. Only turning around to wave at those I had left behind. Hahahaha!!! Suckers!!!


I was now on a mission. The wind continued from the north, slightly giving me a push, undoubtedly not hindering my performance. I had no intention of unnecessarily stopping today, food being the exception, or catastrophic failure. 
The imaginary line bordering Central and West Java had been crossed, the road turned and followed the coast to the north. Even the wind, now in my face, wasn’t about to slow me down. I had rediscovered my legs and continued to ride late into the afternoon. The road sometimes glancing the sea. 



I had no idea how far I would get but was prepared to ride until dark. After the sun goes down I have no place on the road, it has been the firm warning from all I meet. If need be certain refuge can always be found at a petrol station, a mosque or a police compound. I made sure to keep an eye out for any of these while I raced the sun. 


The sun setting is my favourite time of day to ride without a doubt. As the air cooled slightly I seem to find within myself a new energy. With 15 minutes to spare I had reached Indarmayu. 
It seemed like a bit of a dirty place, a picturesque river did flow through the centre. If only you could smell a picture. Like most, or maybe all, waterways along the north road are very polluted and carry a disturbing stench.


Accommodation wasn’t far and just in the nick of time. I had been staying in many a hotel or homestay, or friends homes. Most of them very cheap. Unfortunately there are very few places to camp on Java unless I stayed in the hills. 
As it turns out I had ridden 120km for the day, very much nearing my record. Its all well and good to ride that far, backing it up is another story.

I had no expectation of how far I could go with only 200km to reach Jakarta. I was sure if I could get close enough today, there was no doubt of completing the final leg in one day regardless. The thoughts of just getting there would carry me home. 
The fields lining the road were mostly dry, only a few seemed to be still growing. Again my legs turn the wheels at a rapid pace. 
There are no stops, even requests for a photo from passers by “hey mister, photo?”, “C’mon then” The wheels keep turning and I feel a little rude as not to stop. I simply snap the photo and continue.


I ride into Cikampek, an industrial type town with many a factory and the matching pollution level. The sun will soon be gone, falling through the haze in the air. Finding accommodation is proving difficult. I can only find one place to stay and even from the external appearance I can tell this is a place which could lead to the possibility of catching something undesirable. I must turn to my phone and the Internet for assistance. A more disease free place is soon found, a 6km detour from my location. 
Through Cikampek the traffic is now like nothing I have seen. It moves in every direction through intersections like a bee hive, all the workers climbing over each other in a bid to reach their destination. There is no easy way through, just go for it. I switch to some motivational music for the occasion and join the mass. I grit my teeth and force my way through. There is a very simple rule, whoever has their wheel in front goes first. My spirits lift with the excitement of it all and I am having a great time. I really do love being part of the chaos. Everything is moving so slow, the thought of getting run over never enters my mind. 
Tailgating a small bus, the occupants, young Indonesian school girls, notice my masked face from the back window. Even over the blasting music in my ears I can hear them screaming as I wave. Each of them frantically waving back or holding their cheeks like a crazed Beatles fan. I scream back when I finally squeeze my way past.
A side road takes me to safety. I had pushed as hard as I ever had today and the road almost unrideable with the large pot holes and a wave of elevated tar from slow moving trucks. With the setting sun I am again safe from the night in another strange place. Another 110km day sets up the home stretch at 90km. Nothing can stop me now……..


At 90km I feel like I am already there, Jakarta is just down the road. With a little help from the friendly earth, a sizeable wind blowing from the east couldn’t have come at a better time. Leaving Cikampek wasn’t the challenge I thought it was going to be and soon I ride fast on the wide highway. 
10, 20, 30, 40km without as little as putting down a foot on the road. I am totally pumped. Bakasi on the outskirts of Java is soon to be reached. 
I am joined by a posse of school kids on their scooters which follow be into the Bekasi Kota, cheering me on as we overtake other people on bicycles, riding like a man possessed. The traffic is still bearable although soon I will be faced with the final 30km to Jakarta’s city centre and the afternoon rush hour.
I have to resort to Google maps for the remainder of the navigating. I will take the easy way out just to get out of this traffic and off this bike. I have no intention of getting lost, not now.


The final intense ride into the city takes me through and endless sea of cars, and trucks. Following closely behind the mass of scooters, wriggling and squeezing through every possible gap I can find. Occasionally getting a little too close for comfort, barely reaching out a single finger to pull my primitive brake system stopping just in the nick of time.


Constantly reverting to the path laid out by Google to reach my safe house and a much needed rest. 
The pollution in the air was now at the maximum. My empathy went out to those who called Jakarta home. Over the past week or so I had wanted nothing more than to reach Jakarta as quickly as possible. Now that I was here I couldn’t wait to get out. My heart lies with the countryside and the wide open spaces. I missed being alone and was looking forward to cycling the slightly larger island of Sumatra with is 1/3 population of Java at 50,000,000. Surely I would enjoy moments of solitude in the thick jungle. Even if only moments. 
Still I am here now and can enjoy a few day having a look around, sorting the next visa for Malaysia and perhaps a couple of days hiding out in a quiet air conditioned place. Making a new friend I am sure will be imminent as it has been throughout my entire Indonesian journey to date.
In the coming days I head to the port of Merak on the far north west corner of Java. My passage to Sumatra and completing the entire length of Java from east to west. 
Unfortunately the current conditions in the north of Sumatra are dire. Illegal slash and burn land clearing methods have created an unsafe environment for people. This has been going on for some weeks and the air is dangerously toxic. The Indonesian army are on the case and I can only hope the conditions improve. There will be no shame in turning back as ports to the south can easily take me to Singapore via Batam Island. Still I must try. 

To all the people who have become my friends, let me stay in their homes, given me food, stopped to take my photo, given me directions,  a thumbs up out the window or even just a smile as you’ve passed. I thankyou. It is by no means a strong enough word to describe the feelings you have given while in Indonesia. Even the most concise thesaurus would not be unable to provide the plethora of suitable adjectives required to express my gratitude. 
Only a scarce few have been mentioned in this blog. Everyday I have been helped  in someway. 
Indonesian people should be proud of themselves. The most populous island in the world living in a wonderful harmony, full of smiles. I know that life isn’t always sunshine and rainbows and shit does happen. Already I think my fellow Australians could learn a thing or two from Indonesian people. Maybe next time you plan your Bali holiday, take a short trip to Java and check it out. You won’t be disappointed.
 
   

 

 

Wednesday, 16 September 2015

In-Doh-Knee-Sea-Ahhhh

Dear Readers,
It has certainly been too long since my last post. Some of you were perhaps wondering "What the hell has he been doing?"
Had I given up? Thrown in the towel? Skulked home with my tail between my legs, unable to complete the task?
The simple answer is, not bloody likely....
96 days after leaving Sydney I arrived in Darwin. 4000km battling chronic head winds, intense heat, equally as intense storms and many sleepless nights. My ego had written many cheques and my body had cashed them all. It was nothing short of thrilling to watch the sun set over the sea in Darwin. This was only the beginning......

The following blog post contains a first hand account of my most recent experience riding a BMX around the world.



The overnight flight to Bali arriving at 2am was probably not the most thought out plan. There was no accommodation booked, no one to greet me at the airport and I had only acquired a map of Bali the afternoon of departure from Darwin. I already had a 60 day visa and getting through customs was a breeze. Thankfully no one had planted a large amount of marijuana into the box containing my bike (This can happen you know).
Without sleep I was naturally exhausted but as I walked to the exit the adrenaline began to flow. 
The barrage of offers from the local taxi drivers was the first wake up call. It was certainly daunting as I refused all, one after the other, simply pointing to my large bike shaped box saying "I have my own taxi". Some were more persistent than others.
Finally outside I found a space and removed my bike from its box for reassembly. One particularly kind driver even took the box for me. It didn't seem to cause too much attention with this action and by the time I was ready to go everyone was gone. 




I had only the vaguest of idea of where I needed to go which was to find the coast and follow it to Gillimanuk some 150km to the north west corner of Bali. Before leaving I used the compass on my phone to find west, this was it.
Navigating out of the airport was a challenge in itself. There were plenty of signs but I had no idea what they said. Asking anyone I could find "Kuta?" All pointed the way for me although I still ended up going around in circles for some time.
Finally I sucked it up and ventured down a small dark street. Moments later I could smell and hear the ocean and it was clear I was going the right way. Along the coast of Kuta beach I could see why many tourists had no intention of visiting here. Totally westernized with many fast food outlets lining the foreshore. The road was not as terrible as I had first imagined but it was most certainly a little on the dirty side. Dogs roamed the streets and cowered when I rode past, men sat in groups at dimly lit cafe style carts. 
I was alone and lost and there was no way I was about to stop and pull out my map, not yet. Eventually I spotted the moon and would use this to guide my way until the sun came up. 
Weaving through the streets heading in the general direction I needed to go the traffic was almost non existent. After an hour of so of solid pedalling I had to find a place to stop. There seemed to be plenty of 7-11 type stores around, clean and well lit, these looked like a safe place to stop and check the map. I would head to Tabanan north west of Denpasar, Bali's largest city. It was also written in bold on the map so I imagined there would be suitable accommodation.
By 4am I saw a sign to Tabanan hidden behind a tree. The moon had remained in the same place and I was sure to be travelling in the right direction. A quick check of the map I hear a friendly voice call out to me. I had had all the warnings in the world about being careful from family and friends, but a friendly voice and a smile is the same in any language. 
Eka is the first friend I made in Indonesia and after just two hours. An 18 year old tattoo artist with his own shop in Bali (Eka Gold Tattoo) we somehow managed to communicate. He showed me some of his tattooing on his phone and I was quite impressed. After helping me with the map to make sure I was going the right way I had to continue. Eka and I shared facebook details in case something went awry and naturally he told me to be careful.



The traffic slowly increased and I was sure the sun wasn't far away. A few of the braver street dogs gave chase and barked, my response was to bark back and show them my boot, all recoiled. 
A glow on the horizon was bringing light to the day and I was in the flow of the morning traffic. After just a few hours in a strange land I began to feel a little more comfortable with the surroundings and even dared to snap a few pictures. 
My induction into Indonesian traffic was not at all intimidating, even when having to dodge scooters coming down the wrong side of the road I felt quite safe. 
The sun was nearly up and I could now see clearly where I was. Fires smoking away on the side of the street, chickens roaming freely and the seemingly chaotic traffic flowing seamlessly together, it was just a typical Tuesday morning for the Balinese. For myself it was a sensory overload and I couldn't help but smile.



Tabanan was a busy place, at least for me it was. I searched for a sign saying 'hotel'. Even asking strangers "Hotel?" and making the universal sign for sleeping (the two hands together pillow). 
A scooter pulls along side and asks where I am from. This particular gentleman used to live in Coggee on Sydney's beaches and with a smile he directed me back to the coast to a place called Tanah Lot. He assured me I would find suitable lodging there, showing me on the map the way to go. 
The street was busy with markets, and the traffic was slow. Soon I exited Tabanan and found myself on a delightful country road heading downhill through small villages and agricultural land. People were working in the fields, kids went to school and everyone had a smile on their face. These are the roads I longed for.



Reaching Tanah Lot and the road gave way to a large car park surrounded by market stalls. I had seen signage for a hotel and wandered in search of a bed. People kindly pointed me in the direction I needed to go and a security man walked me the final steps. 
6.30am and I was safe. There was no problem checking in at such an hour and soon I was grounded for the day. My host was more than accommodating teaching me a few Indonesian words to get me started.   



I strolled down to the ocean past the closed market stalls. Was this place a failed tourist attraction? 
The sight which greeted me was quite spectacular. A Hindu temple perched on a rock in the ocean, I had the place to myself...... for now. It was evident that I had beaten the rush as the tourists arrived in droves and the market stalls sprang into life. Enjoying such a place with tranquility prior to the masses arrival was something that could only perhaps be enjoyed by getting up early (or staying awake all night) and traveling on a bicycle. I had no interest in joining the tourist brigade, selfie sticks in tow, so I retired to the hotel restaurant for a well deserved beer and some breakfast. 
In five short hours I had seen things I could have only dreamed of. Completely exhausted and in need of a rest any anxieties about solo travel of such a nature were diminished. My mind had been blown.

I sat on the rocks watching the waves as the sun rose the next day. Bang on 6am Hindu music blasted out over the ocean where I sat alone. The religious types slowly arrived to make their way over to the temple. 



One asked if I would like to come with him and told me to follow. I took of my shoes as we had to wade through knee deep water about 30 meters across the rocks. He grasped my wrist as we waited for the right time for the swell to rush off the rocks. The current was surprisingly strong and I was glad he had a firm grip. Spring water flowed from the rock through a bamboo outlet and I was told to wash and drink while my photo was taken. Totally unaware of the source of the water I could hear my father, "Only drink from bottled water", and I pretended to drink as not to offend. After a few more photos the words "Mali, Mali", I thought he was telling me his name, Ha! He wanted some money, cheeky bugger. I laughed out loud and felt very naive. The quality of photos did not at all reflect the amount I had paid (approx $2 AUD), had I not paid I may have had to find my way back across the rocks alone, disaster being imminent. 




Ready to go again the most important meal of the day was to be had. I could happily eat rice and fruit for breakfast on a daily basis. So far the local food had been well suited to my pallet. I didn't really want to travel all this way just to have cornflakes and toast. A pair of cyclist from Holland, John and Lisette,, were to join me, albeit I join them, and thus friends made broadening the worldwide connection of lounges to sleep on.
The morning ride began with a gradual climb back to the main road to Gillimanuk which would eventually bring me back to the coast. I jumped into the cue of traffic with the usual story of overloaded scooters and overloaded trucks. A scent of smoke fills the air as the road undulates up and down through busy villages. Small stores line the road which makes for light traveling on my part. There is no need to be carrying exorbitant amounts of food and water, in fact I was carrying next to no food. A perfect way to return to the heartache of loaded BMX travel. 



With so much to going on my mind is occupied, thoughts of aching legs scarcely enter my mind. A wonderful contrast to the soul crushing vastness of the Australian outback.
Banana trees flourish in the tropics and are everywhere. Even with the dry season still in full swing there are some fine specimens along the road.



Finding a nice place to rest is never a problem. Quiet stores with fresh fruit are literally everywhere, complete with cold drinks and at the right price. 
Terraced fields give somewhat of a visual treat as do misty hills covered in millions of palm trees. I have little intention of attempting to break any distance records this early on in my re-training and the sight of the coast again and the need for a decent meal once again puts me in the search for a place to park up. I am riding without any real plan and am resisting all urges to turn to google for help with locations or accommodation. My fate is in the hands of the universe.




Signage written in English boasting homestays sends me back off the main road and down a narrow path. I spot a familiar caucasian appearance and ask if he knows of a cheap place to stay. Directed down an even narrower and less BMX friendly path I easily find a little place called Surya Homestay at Balian Beach. 



Promptly I am met with gracious hospitality from the proprietor, a Balinese lady named Wayan. There are several Balinese names and each has a number designated in order of who was here first. Wayan being the first. Wayan gets me to sit and we chat away while I sip on the obligatory 'finished riding for the day' beer. Not to be confused of course with the obligatory 'I feel like a beer' beer or the obligatory 'I am going on an aeroplane' beer (there's a beer for every occasion).
Wayan is nothing short of a beautiful soul, her english is awesome and we hit it off like a house on fire. If she were anymore laid back she would probably fall over. Thankyou universe, I am being well taken care of.
The afternoon is spent eating and drinking and just plain relaxing. Meals for just a couple of bucks there is no need for me to cram my tiny cookware with rice and vegetables here. 
A bit of exploring finds a tourist clad beach down the road where men and women sunbake and drink cocktails in the sun. I am, on the other hand, more interested in mixing it with the locals and enjoying sweet serenity.



Wayan directs me to a smaller beach a short walk away and a great place to watch the sunset on a high cliff. While I sit by myself I am joined by a trio of lads from California, Zach, Joe and Austin. Has there ever been three more suitable American names? We share a beer and they offer to take me on their scooters to the night market for some food. Much obliged I take them up on their offer. Like most young men and women who visit Bali it is all about the surfing. These three were no different. Somewhere around this island at all times there are some utterly beautiful waves.



It would be nice to be able to explore the island of Bali further, travelling to the north and into the hills. Unfortunately my time in Indonesia is limited to 60 days. I have a long way to go if I want to make it to Sumatra, and a limited budget.

Wayan sends me off with the best banana pancakes I have ever eaten and loaded me up with fruit and coffee. The days on the road are still relatively short and I have to travel only 40km or so to make Negara, my decided upon destination for the day. 
People smile and wave as I ride past, as do I. At first people seem to stare with a blank expression before I shout out "Halo!" and throw my thumb into the air. It is always reciprocated with a beaming smile, wide eyes and a big waves.
Lunch at Medawi Beach, a very popular surf spot with men on the shore pointing large cameras at the waves taking photos of European surfers on the long Medawi Point ride. A magnificent wave. 
Tour guides ushering surfers along the coast to many a break ask "Surf?" as I walk by. My response of "No, sorry" seems less than well received and my lack of enthusiasm to surf makes me feel a little out of place. 


I have no idea what I am eating for lunch. I asked for something to eat and responded to in Indonesian. I nod as if I understand and wait. I am sure it is meat of some kind, on rice of course and makes for good eating. After watching the waves and the sufers come and go I hit the road.
Still riding the main road the bustling traffic gives me plenty of room. I ride as close to the edge as I can. Common sense prevails on these roads. Constantly looking over my shoulder, unless of course a truck or other vehicle is barrowing down my side of the road then I can be sure, for at least a second, there is nothing behind me. Overtaking maneuvers are brave to say the least, and not a horn is honked in anger. 



Negara is a little off the coast and in no way a tourist town. Attempting to find a place to sleep proves difficult until I find someone who can direct me. Asking around is often met with a look of shock. I have learned the word "Akomodasi" (guess what that means?) but sometimes it is not understood. Being in the right place at the right time is the key.
Upon asking on said occasion a man first lokks at me with a confused look before calling out into a small empty store to his compatriot. A man comes out with limited English and right away invites me in to sit and have a coffee. How can I refuse?
His name is Noman and even with the language barrier we are able to communicate. Noman is very welcoming to me and I sit while he fetches a couple of coffees. Outside a couple of young children look at me, giggling when I pull a funny face at them. In any language a funny face to a child brings laughter. I ask Noman if I can offer them a lolly and reach into my back to find some sweets. Another universal way to make a child happy. Nomans children are very cute and they, each in turn, put out there hand to shake mine, then take my hand and give it a little kiss. I almost blush.
Noman had called his co-worker and friend Donny to come and translate for us. Donny comes rushing in having run from wherever he was panting and sweating. They ask lots of questions and we laugh and take photos. I love these chance interactions which begin as perfect strangers and ends as friends. 


I am directed to a hotel about 1km down the road. 
Into the busy street and afternoon Negara traffic. With everything so close together in the main street and concentrating on where I am going in my immediate path I seem to have missed what I was looking for. I ride in search of a sign, yet again, stating accommodation. Dumb luck prevails and the challenge of crossing the street is the final hurdle for the day. 
My evenings room is cheap and clean although they wouldnt let me take my bike to the room. I have to trust its safety in a lobby storeroom. 

I am now in close proximity to Gillimanuk and the ferry to Java a short ride away. I am amazed at the quality of the roads on Bali. Mostly perfect, or close to it, hot mix asphalt with very few pot holes. The side roads are another story altogether.


The road flattens off and the hills are gone as I ride through a nature reserve in the North West corner of Bali. On the map it appears about 30km left of Bali roads to conquer. Smooth and flat are the optimum words to describe a pleasant days riding. Just as I was thinking to myself, "hey, I haven't seen any monkey yet" There they were right there on the side of the road. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I couldn't contain myself. It was without a doubt the most exciting thing I have seen on the road since the journeys inception. 
I was unable to snap any photos as they were quite timid amidst the sound of my passing bike. When I waved and smiled in passing, one particular monkey thought he would 'have a go', I was in no way about to stop and interact with these wild unpredictable creatures alone on the side of the road.
Through the forest I had made it to Gillimanuk and continued to ride through to the ferry terminal. I was unable to understand any signage or see the word ferry anywhere. Though it was blindingly obvious where I was. I simply asked "Java" and was pointed to where to go. Past several guards I found where to buy a ticket (85c AUD) and proceeded to the gate. "Java?" I ask a man and point to the ferry at the dock, "10mins, sit". I was about to leave Bali and its tourist friendly shores, time to put my game face on. I sat and waited and pretended to look as if I knew what I was doing.


One of the first onto the ferry I am directed where to lean my bike along the wall and swiftly the hold fills with scooters, cars and trucks until its time to go. The crossing to Java is only about 30 minutes. The island can be clearly seen from Bali. 


I stand outside to watch the clear blue water, surprisingly clear in fact I can spot a turtle floating around the boat and sunlight piercing the surface. As we approached Java I could see the mountainous shore line and a couple of the volcanos which call East Java their home.


Last off the ferry and straight out onto the road. I knew I wanted to get to Jakarta on the far end of the Island, the only decision I had to make was to go north or south around the coast. Simple, follow the wind. North it is then. 
If you look on a decent size map of the world Java is about the size of your pinky finger, and is home to 150,000,000 people. Thats right, a one hundred and fifty million, predominantly islamic, human population. Home to 51% of the Indonesian population and the most populous island on earth. All living on a pinky finger.
I was not to travel any further today as I needed a map and I figured this would be the best place to source one. First things first I had to find a place to stay. After the usual asking around I am pointed 1km up the road. Not too hard to find and definitely cheap enough, I am home for the night. 
I am invited to join a couple of fellas for lunch, it would be rude to say no. Before I even have a chance to have a wash lunch is served. Rano and Wawan introduce me to Tempe, a soy bean patty similar to tofu. And along with the usual nasi (rice) I am well fed. These boys were even nice enough to pick up the tab and gave me the usual be careful or 'hati-hati'. With the constant warnings I had neglected to ever ask what I should be careful of. As it turns out is in in reference to the traffic, something I had taken in my stride.


A walk back into town to find a map numerous taxis stop and try to get me in. I make the walking fingers symbol, say "ok", and continue to walk. The first possible place I see says 'tourist information' at a little cafe. I walk in and ask for a map. A group gathered at a table turns out to be the proprietors and staff. I am immediately offered a seat. A Dutch woman named Dewi (half Indonesian) is part of the crew. I ask where I might find a map (peta) and am showed a vague map of east Java. After explaining I need one of the whole Island Dewi's niece walks me down the road and we try a couple of small shops. I already feel like they are going to alot of trouble and try to explain its no big deal I can find one on my way, but it just won't do. I sit with the group and am offered a drink by a large, slightly inebriated, local named Paultie. He smiles and pours me a small drink which at first sight looks like water (aqua), the thought didn't even enter my head why he was pouring me such a small water. Needless to say it was not water, and as I sipped the warm local spirit I soon realised this fact. Much to the amusement of Paultie. In my defence I did 'take it like a man' and had another. "Dimas will take you to find a map". Wow, this is some serious hospitality, and before I know it i was on the back of a scooter carving through the insane traffic on my way to get a map. Lucky for me I had been primed for the trip. 


Two shops later I was the proud owner of a map of Java, now to survive the ride back to the cafe.
I spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying the company of these new friends. They even went to fetch some beer for us to share and in return wanted nothing. I don't know why I was at all ever worried about Java. You never ever know unless you never ever go.
The stroll back to my room was filled with lots of waving "salamat siang" to everyone (good afternoon) and I felt quite at home. 
It turns out my luck had run dry with the sleeping arrangements and by 9:30pm I realised I had quite literally checked into a genuine flea bag hotel. With many hand signals I was able to change rooms and enjoyed the rest of the night with one eye open and the lights on. I do somewhat enjoy these testing experiences as they make the more mildly comfortable seem that much better. 


I returned to the Kedai Station cafe in the morning for breakfast, as they wouldn't take any money the previous day, I wanted to inject a little something by buying breakfast.  
I again loaded up on fruit and a huge banana pancake, stocked up on a little water said my goodbyes (sempe ketimu lagi) and hit the road. 
A splendidly flat road took me out of Ketapang and towards the Baluran forest in the far north east corner of east Java. 
It wasn't long before I had to leave the road and let a few trucks past when I was called over to a small garage. Wits on overdrive the smiling face seemed innocent enough. I was sat down and presented with some watermelon (si man ka). Not put off by the rusty knife (pisau) used to cut the melon as I was up to date with my tetnus and a variety of other rusty knife antibodies. Posing for photos is a popular past time for Indonesians who love to get in front of the camera. Check these guys out.....


I was soon off the coast again and rounding Baluran. The road gradually climbed. At first I thought I was out of juice before noticing the slight gradient. The heat was intense and the forrest dry and burnt from a recent fire. It seemed like a long push up the hill and again, at times, monkeys joined the roadside. I was sure they could smell the bananas in my bag and I wasn't willing to share. 


The road reached a peak after much pushing and I enjoyed the long downhill run to Karanganyar on the north east tip. Many a thumb came from the window of passing motorists as I rounded Baluran and an afternoon in the forest was coming to an end.


At the bottom of the hill I saw a sign for Rosa's Ecolodge and a possible place to stay. For lack of a better word the tiny road going entering the villiage rapidly 'turned to shit'. I stayed on the bike a little nervous about venturing down this strange rough alleyway. It followed a canal complete with people bathing, soap and all, and free range cows and chickens wandered around. Still people would wave "Halo Mister". 


I was truly lost until a young boy asked "Mister, homestay?" I nodded and got the signal to follow. He took me straight to an unmarked gate which was locked and I called out. Indonesian children speak to best english here and are keen to practice at all times. Someone comes to the gate and lets me in. I am directed to sit and before long am presented with a glass of lemon ice tea and await the meeting of Mrs Rosa. The garden around this little homestay is blooming with colour and I can't quite believe on the place I have stumbled yet again. 


Mrs Rosa comes out and shakes my hand before leaving me in the capable presence of Ahmad, her right hand man. We talk for nearly an hour before I am shown to my room. As clean and simple as it gets I will surely get a good nights sleep here. 
As it turns out Rosa doesn't usually take people passing by and is even a bit selective about who gets to stay. I am entirely honoured. All the money Mrs Rosa makes from her homestay pays her staff and the remainder is injected back into the community while she lives simply off her deceased husbands navy pension. Any qualms I had about the higher than average price for a bed are no longer there.
Two other guests soon arrive. Fabian and Paula are a young couple from Germany and Mrs Rosa joins us all in the garden so we can get to know each other. Rosa is, as we say in Australia, a crack up, and we laugh at how Ahmad takes a striking resemblance to the president of Indonesia. 
Fabian and Paula ask me to join them for dinner and Rosa turns out the most amazing of all meals. Far to much for even the hungriest of cyclists to finish. Before retiring we are given the warning of the local mosque which cranks up the quran at 4am. "Do you have earplugs?" As I retire I can hear the sounds of the village, cows wandering the streets with their bells clanging about and people seemingly playing in the street.


Quite the wake up call for 4am, I manage to wrestle an extra couple of hours before breakfast. Ready to go again and I am invited for another breakfast before leaving, "no" is not an acceptable answer and I am forcing down breakfast number two with Rosa and her friends. Finally I am able to leave, wishing I could stay another day and enjoy the company of the locals exploring Baluran which is known as a little Africa on Java.


I find my mark on the map for the day and head off into the heat. The road is smooth and narrow as it passed many a warung (restaurant - they're everywhere). A great nights sleep makes for easy riding on the flat terrain as I head for Situbondo on the East Java's north coast. Before long I stop under a tree and am joined by a man on a scooter wishing to say hello. He then presents me with a hot fresh piece of corn right there on the side of the road and after much talking, he was talking I was nodding, another joins us. Lucky for me this man could speak english (ACDC!) and happily translated. Ahmad (corn man) wanted to take me to his mosque to give me water and food but I explained that I had a long way to go and wished to continue. I was then presented with 10,000 Rupih ($1 AUD), it was a humbling experience to say the least. Unfortunately  the battery on Ahmad's device had died and couldn't take any more photos. I offered to email him some from my camera but alas, no email. After about 30 minutes I was able to continue.


Ahmad managed to catch up to me up the road with a newly charged device to take some more photos. I stood and nodded as Ahmad spoke Indonesian to me until he said in english, with clenched hands to his heart, "Islam, Protestant, Love". These word I could understand. He gave me a hug before letting me on my way and I pedaled away feeling, well, a little emotional. 
I have learned to stop on the edges of towns as not to cause too much attention. Quite often these little store owners look at me with discontent until I speak a few Indo words and smile. Their minds are put at ease, and I guess having my bike doesn't hurt to break the ice a little. 
Straight through Situbondo and out onto the open road again, hills and volcanoes in the distance, the road rejoins the coast. Its very hot (very very hot) as I head for Pasir Putih and the Indonesian tourist beach town for Indonesians. Now which flea bag motel will I sleep in tonight??


I take the cheapest room I can find at about $10AUD complete with tap and bucket shower, and tap and bucket flushing toilet (same bucket, same tap). I do manage to find some mosquito coils which offers peace of mind while I slumber. Due to the dry season there has been surprisingly next to know mozzies which leads me to stop taking the malaria tablets I had promised my parents I would take (sorry mum and dad). 


After six days on the bike my body becomes increasing stiff in the mornings and I long for a decent place to have a day off. I find a warung on the way out of town to stop for a coffee and some breakfast. 
Indonesian coffee is drunk black and sweet as has the consistency of a moderatly lumpy gravy. Beware the final sip. I have even seen the locals pour it into the saucer to consume and as I write this it dawns on me that perhaps this acts as a bit of a filter.
Half of the Indonesian army pulls up with their many trucks right beside my bike. While I sip away on coffee my bike soon becomes a bit of an attraction. One marine in particular seems brave enough to have a turn and takes off up the road. I call out “Hati-Hati” and everyone laughs. Many have tried to ride my bike, and many have fallen. 



Rounding the coast and into the hot day views of the hills and fields are clear on the landscape before me.
Before long a scooter rider pulls along side for a chat and asking if I needed a place to stay. Even if I was ready to stop for the day I certainly wouldn’t be accompanying a man with such a dirty shirt. 
Through a number of villages another scooter pulls alongside, this time quite close. I had had many a scooter rider take an interest either along side or following behind without giving me any anxiety. He says something in Indonesian and then the words “Mali, Mali”. “Sorry, no money mate”. I am given the finger shaped gun followed by the thumb across the throat. His finger looks by no means laoded and his thumb appears blunt. My right boot on the other hand is loaded and ready. I continue to smile and as he rides away says the words “Hati-Hati”, to which I reply “Hati-Hati”. 
I had completely surprised myself. My usual nature would be to instantly submit to any act of aggression I received. Here I was forced to be brave. I rode away quietly thinking to myself “Little shit”.
The afternoon traffic into Probolingo was as thick as the air. Any shoulder on the road was all but gone and I was performing a balancing act on a thin white line, often having to put my tyres in the dirt and subsequently back on the line. I wasn’t sure how many more consecutive days I could ride in such an environment my eyes were peeled in search of a lodging.


A suitable cheap room was soon found and I was safe again for another night. The local mosque seemed to be right there in the backyard and as the blasting of the quran into the evening air died with the sun the local marching band fired up into full noise. Just when you think the day is over………..

The eighth consecutive day on the bike and I awoke with a slight numbness in my left leg. I decided to push as far as I could go today, hoping I would land somewhere safe. Through the Probolingo Kota (city) I was on the busiest road I had been on to date. Happily dodging and weaving my way through the busy city. I find a warung on the way out of town and enjoy a breakfast of who knows what, on rice. Even the crappest looking warung can still turn on a decent feed and keeping me free from illness (fingers crossed). 


To my absolute delight the road had widened with a small extra lane for scooters, and anyone else that can fit. I could no longer see the coast and I put my head down to enjoy the somewhat buffer from the traffic.
I ride past a man who had pulled over to film me passing by. I give him my thumb and wave but do not stop as I am on a roll. He catches up to me down the road and I reluctantly pull over for a chat. As it turns out, Harry, my film crew, is the nicest of people. He had seen me a few days before near Situbondo. With a mountain bike in the back of his car we shared a common bond. It’s a beautiful thing when two people can communicate, laugh and bond without even using words. Naturally we became friends (and in the coming days particularly good ones) and exchanged numbers increasing my Indonesian network.


On reaching Pasuran a mere 30-40km from Probolingo I decided to head onto the alternative route around the kota (city). The road narrowed again and was much more peaceful, just what the doctor ordered. As it rounded Pasuran Kota and neared the main road again the trucks backed up. Some of these trucks were so overloaded they could barely keep up with my meager 20ish maybe k/ph. 
I hoped to find rest in Bangil, approximately 20km away and surely my days final resting place. The afternoon heat was nothing short of awesome and the road began to deteriorate beneath my tyres. I was pushing hard feeling my knees began to strain. 


The volcanoes of Batu and the famous Bromo came into view to my left. Bangil was very close. 
Totally lost on the fringe of this little city I sat myself down at a well known Indomart (convenience store) for a cold drink and to get my bearings. I immediately had a good feeling about Bangil, I had observed it to be quite clean and felt much friendlier than last nights stay in Probolingo.


I was in much need of a day off and asking a few locals of a decent place to sleep was met with looks of confusion as they tried to think of somewhere to no avail. Feeling slightly desperate I decided to cave and turned to google. Ironically, at this juncture, the internet could offer me no assistance with this task.
30 minutes passes before I get up to search around manually. One door down I see a sign ‘Grand Augerah Hotel’ (Slap palm to forehead!). Unbeleivable! Surely it had been there the entire time? Suggesting a hotel appears out of thin air would be more than unreasonable.
Clean, cheap and complete with a genuine traditional shower, even a flushing toilet. A few simple pleasures, perfect for a weary traveller. 

Eight days in Indonesia I have no real idea exactly how far I have gone. An estimation of around 350-400km, not a bad start. I am completely out of my depth, forced to speak to strangers, eating who knows what and in a perpetual state of being lost. On the cusp of central Java, its time to head for the hills.